Prof.Poporin(father of all Poporins) translated the legend which is written on an unknown years old rock. He said us "i typed all these in my book, buy it! its not expensive!". After we gave him 3 kisses, he did little explains from that antique legend. Here they are ;
* Name of the almighty Mitojen's sword was "OmgiGalcut" which means "Oh My God its Galaxy Cutter!".Because of one galaxy(Elinxy) destroyed by OmgGalcut with only 1 hit (glyphed measured slice) which full of elins who wear same costume in there just after superb Mitojen's gf left him - depressed mode was on - .Later, elins (who live in other galaxies) heard that lost and started to do that famous elin cry(/sad). Thats why people see sometimes a group of elins synchronously cries all together in Velika (same date with the Elinxy destroyed). Mito felt sad about it later,thats why he left the game..
To make a last one help/goodness to others, Mitojen thrust his sword into that rock which at top of the mountain to "keep the balance of earth". But because of he hit so hard, some rocks went other side of the lands so there became a space under Velika. That's why players think its a bug but its not. There, under Velika is a real space. BHS never could fix it, they know the reason but they keep this secret people not to fear (ex,like CIA and UFO secret) of any other hits. Another cause was some towns damaged hardly of that hit's shock. So again BHS hide it and after they normalized them a bit, opened with big patches as like they are new cities..Pfff..
We asked to Prof.Poporin about some info of magnificent Mitojen's social life and after 3 more kisses he said :
*His biggest success was 3vs1 deathmach(no pots,no heals) with nice PvP'er guild mates(warrior,lancer,slayer VS Mito) and won. Too bad he only could record last 20 seconds but was enough to see the shedule and the chat. Time to time he jokely thretened that 3 guys to put it to youtube but never did.
*Mitojen never found a girl from Sweden, but never felt sad about it since he was living in Turkey. It was just a joke between friends once upon times. Thats in another book which named "Life of a legend, part 2, speacial life attitudes" under the title of "which pervertisms he did".
*Mitojen is the inventor of the "Blind Shaolin Shadow Kung Fu Fighting System" to use in 3-20 fps - absulately not work in Ghilliglade. System works if you go most numerously population and combo non stoply. Never stop even 1 second or you will die. Suprise attacks when able to see a normal fps for some little amount of times and position goodly.With position it means knowing where to stand to fight position, not any other dirty things (69 etc). Also in duels some other systems he found too like "angry Samurai mode(%99 win)" , "jokely training duel mode(let your enemy type /uncle)" ,"Shaolin who kicked from temple mode(bad arse,win with %100 hp)", "defansive butterfly fight mode(counter attacker)" or "offensive duck mode (go straight,take damage but win)".
*Firt charachter Mitojen played was an elin sorcerer(ikr)..After saw it was so easy to kill people with it, he left sorcerer and started slayer. Well in future, some people will burn sorcerers/witches anyway. (Dont forget this legend is sooo old)
*Mitojen believed the costumes as most weird/stupid costume = most success. But the fact is that wasnt true and just a statistics. Probably miss calculated statistics anyway. So we dont know why we typing this sentence on an unknown rock, it sux but we will still type,yes.
All the translation of these words made by Prof.Poporin even nearly all languistic experts refuse it. After all, who can know a language older than 1.5 million years anyway.. Prof.Poporin said "i saw these and more in my dream! That prooves i m right!" to interviewers. We have doubts if he is a real Prof. but he is at the video linked above for who may interest.
(And btw we are the elit Swedish girl group who fell in love desperately to gorgeous handsome ultra hot extrainordinary charming Mitojen. 
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